Don’t go out, sun has spikes! Stay at home or stay at night. Let’s keep the night for 24h a day, shoot the sun! We don’t need it, we have screens and lamps.. oh, cozy lamps! Besides that, sun gives me rush, you know? It’s like unfair. Can’t go to the beach, can you imagine. Unless mommy puts spf1000 sunscreen on me. She put so much I lost all hair one day. We can build the blanket bunker at home and pretend that we took fentanyl. Let’s take dad’s beer and pretend it’s fenty. I will bring it.